JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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