she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Randomize
