I'm pants shitting drunk right now
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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