Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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