member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize
