You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
