You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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