i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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