literally had 100 drinks last night.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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