No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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