Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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