I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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