it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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