You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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