jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
