So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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