Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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