Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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