Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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