What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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