i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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