There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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