he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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