Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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