Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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