Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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