You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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