have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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