lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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