my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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