ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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