I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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