i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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