I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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