everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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