SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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