Nicole vs. Life
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
only if we run a train.
done.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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