I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Alive.
So much puke
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize