Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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