You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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