Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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