i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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