'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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