You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
