I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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