yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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