im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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