Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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