I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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