my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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