when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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