remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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