I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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