Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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