Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
