brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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