Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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