ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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